Alfredo's Love Letter

My darling Rosaria,
You’re the best I’ve ever had.
I’d marry you in a heartbeat,
But the Lord will not allow it.
Our love is reserved for Saturday nights
And Thursdays, after Mass,
When my wife visits her sister.

Yours forever,
Alfredo

P.S. Next time, make sure Angelica is also free. Not Lolita though. She can deny it all she likes, but my wallet was lighter!